Ranking the Snack Pack: Which Sock Gets Picked First?

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You open a fresh Snack Pack. Five socks. Five "flavors."

You pause. This is your moment.

Which one do you grab first?

Don’t overthink it (but also... definitely overthink it). Because every pick says something about your vibe, your snack habits, maybe even your enneagram type.

Welcome to the definitive ranking of Snack Pack sock selections.

Subjective. Mildly controversial. And begging for a poll. Let's meet the contenders:

	Orange Socks Born from our Florida roots. Think sunshine, diner breakfasts, and that first sip of cold OJ in the morning. If you grab Oranges first, you believe in summer break, SPF 50, and starting strong.
	Cherry Socks There’s something forever cool about cherries. Grown in Michigan and the Pacific Northwest, but emotionally? They live in a glass jar at your grandma’s house and hang from the rearview of a ’92 Camaro. Cherry people know that sweet doesn’t mean soft, and red is always in season.
	Watermelon Socks The king of the cooler. If you’ve never eaten watermelon off a paper towel in a lawn chair, did you even grow up in the South? Watermelon’s not just a fruit; it’s a memory. Sticky hands, seed-spitting contests, and someone’s uncle on the grill. This sock brings backyard energy.
	Lemon Socks When Del Campo gives you lemons, you turn them into a fashion statement. From the Amalfi Coast gelato stand to your post-lawn mowing refresher, lemons may be the most versatile and underrated style of the bunch.
	Avocado Socks You won’t see Avocado coming, but it always looks put together. California chill for people who don’t need to flex. It’s that rich, wearable “wait, where’d you get those?” green. If you pick Avocado, you’ve been effortlessly better-dressed than your friends for years.

Your Turn

We made a poll because this debate needs numbers. Real stats. Data. Democracy.

Let’s settle this once and for all...or at least until the next pack drops.